Thursday, April 10, 2008

A Male's Rotation

So, I didn't get a chance to write yesterday because of certain volunteering events that kept me busy and then a strange exhaustion that overtook me afterwards. There was an interesting conversation yesterday that kept every girl in earshot paranoid and frustrated from curiosity. It dealt with the average male's "rotation". The rotation has 5 basic categories. The number 1 girl is the girl you want everything to work out with but she may have an attitude. The number 2 girl is the one that walks around thinking she's your number 1 but all she has on you is your cell phone number so without that she can't find you. She's the cute one you take out to places. The number 3 girl is the one could be your number 1 but she has something wrong with her that prevents it. The number 4 girl is the girl with the good credit that you can always go to if you need a loan. The number 5 girl is basically your booty call girl. She never knows where you are or what you are doing and her basic day is go to work, get home, and wait for you to call. After this conversation continued some of the girls realized that it also applies to girls. Girls also have their basic "rotation". I realized that girls get paranoid because then they start suspecting every guy of having a rotation and they get curious as to what number they are to every guy they know. The frustration comes from their undying curiosity to know what number they are and never figuring it out. I find it entertaining that Rocky didn't want to mention it to girls, but when you think about it, he has a point... He's a smart guy because he knows what will get him killed or perhaps just beaten up. I think it's because of all of the experience he has with girls. It has been said that he was a pimp. Another thing said is that he was a gigolo master. Another funny and amusing thought. I'm curious to know if girls see him in that way. I don't, but that is only because I've been around him for so long.

1 comment:

A midnight wanderer said...

...And now it's on the internet... Maybe I should keep your present. And LaQuann confirms the existence of a rotation.